That titan of integrity and fiscal probity, Henry Blodget, snarkily comments on Ben Bernanke's financial holdings. In the midst of the snark, Blodget observes that Mr. Bernanke directly holds only a single stock, Altria. Blodget notes that it's outperformed the S&P for many years but claims it's a "mystery" why Bernanke owns it.

Yo, Henry, take another look at the chart. A little better than buying, wouldn't you say?